Today, we shall speak about the recent Japan Crate I got because I simply could not say no to a Miku Hatsune edition of tasty food, poster and box. It’s been a while since I last got one and decided to do this review with my Partner Mouse (Mo).
Let’s begin and I do apologise if the format is not great, I am not sure how to go about writing this for now. I shall name the treats based on my views of them over their proper name, cause why not, heh.
Doritos
Mi – smells like the usual corn chip, tastes like one too, could eat it all day if I felt like it, probs
Mo – looks like a Doritos, smellls like a Doritos, tastes like a Doritos
Conclusion: def a doritos chip that is rather tasty, it’s an original for sure.
Choco Cake
Mi – smells like chocolate but the taste is quite bland with the hint of crumbly cake and chocolate. It’s okay but not something I’d seek out unless I add something with it like cream or something
Mo – it almost looks like a Wagon Wheel. It almost tastes like one, too, but there’s no jam and instead of a cream it has chocolate. I’d eat it if given it but wouldn’t seek it out
Conclusion: nothing special
Cherry Lolly
Mi – it’s squishy but that smell was strong like a medicine which made me go whoa Feels weird to me to eat, has an interesting taste, not sure if I eat this one a lot
Mo – smells “interesting”. it’s squishy like a jelly baby but has a much softer inside. it tastes quite nice
Conclusion: Mo can have it
Yoghurt Thingy
Mi – smells like a milky yoghurt, nice and firm, as expected
Tastes okay, def useful if having throat issues and want something sweet, it’s not too bad
Mo – white lozenge, a bit smaller than a 5¢ piece. smells like milk yogurt. And kinda tastes like butterscotch with the ‘tang’ of a normal lozenge
Conclusion: only useful when throat issues are a thing
Chocolate pie
Mi – smells chocolatey, crunchy but firm, kind of really like this but would love a lot more chocolate but def something I’d keep eating, savoury sweet cookie
Mo – little puff pastry-like biscuits filled with a chocolate “something”. Smells nice and chocolaty. It crumbles like puff pastry when eaten and does have a chocolate taste but it’s more a fake-chocolate. I think I’ll pass on this one
Conclusion: Mi would eat the stuffing out of it
Slap candy
Mi – looks interesting, like one of those sticky hand toys, has a little star with it, smells like those typical cola candies, it’s def like the stoical jelly candy and not my kind of thing due to texture
Mo – smells stongly of cola. texture is of a stiffer sticky gummi. the taste is ok and isn’t that strong but it’s not something i’d seek out.
Conclusion: no one wants it
Choccie biscuits
Mi – doesn’t smell like much besides the usual Oreo, like it’s little tray and the bite size nature with a cute pattern. Just like an Oreo but from Japan, much likes, would have with tea
Mo – looks, smells, and tastes like mini-oreo biscuits. would definitely be able to go through an entire packet in one sitting. the pattern on them is very pretty
Conclusion: we certainly enjoyed this a lot, 10/10 will eat again
Cream wafer sticks
Mi – it’s a tough one to open, smells like ya typical wafer, light and airy, with a milky taste, it’s not bad, quite like it, another “have with tea (teabae)” item
Mo – smells like a wafer. nice crisp. not too sure about the flavour though
Conclusion: another great item to have with tea
Soy popcorn
Mi – hint of butter smell, typical popcorn, eat it only cause I have to but it’s not something I’d seek out, faint hint of soy but that’s it
Mo – smells like peanuts but it’s tastes mainly of… popcorn.
Conclusion: it’s basically popcorn, nothing more
Ramune candy
Mi – it does whistle, taste a bit like it, def has the smell
Mo – I was dubious about the whistling part thinking there was going to be some special technique to get it to work but works as expected. looks like a thick life saver and has a taste that’s a cross between a life saver and ramune
Conclusion: it’s fine but it does whistle
Gods know wheel thingy
Mi – it’s got a string smell with a hint of something that tickles my throat, I like how there is a few heart shaped ones and it’s not bad tasting, it’s like burger rings but sweeter, to me anyway
Mo – looks like a burger ring, smells like it, tastes like it – would devour the whole pack if I could
Conclusion: def a Mo itej=m
Collon
Mi – I love the little box it came in, it’s super cute and handy, smells very Milky and it’s not bad tasting, nice crunch and would eat a tonne of it lol
Mo – agrees it smells milky. looks almost like a mini-sponge cake scroll but it’s crunchy and very tasty
Conclusion: much tasty, now gone
White Kit Kat
Mi – like a white chocolate to me, it’s not bad with the hint of salty in it (or something to that kind), it’s not bad but I wouldn’t eat a lot of them
Mo – it’s a kit kat. it’s white choc. it’s a white kit kat. not much else to say, lol
Conclusion: it’s okay, it was enjoyed but not as much as other things
Candy thing
Mi – 3 colours, feels light and powdery, not very fond of it cause it barely lasts lol
Mo – like a sugar pill but with a taste of… whatever taste it’s meant to be
Conclusion: confusing and not favoured greatly
Cheezack
Mi – smells like really fake cheese, it uh tastes like really processed cheese, not fond of it actually
Mo – looks like your standard cheese puffs but.. fails at being nice
Conclusion: no one liked it, not surprising when it basically competes with tasty cheezels
Hello kitty thing
Mi – Doesn’t really have a smell, very soft with a firm middle, I am amused by it and it’s likes a marshmallow that swallowed chocolate, kinda like it
Mo – squishy like a marshmallow with a harder chocolate (?) rod inside – and it tastes like it. need a bigger pack of them
Conclusion: more was needed to see if it was really good or just a fluke
Blue tongue
Mi – soft and squishy, reminds me of gum with a blueberry candy smell, breaks easily but it doesn’t have much taste and doesn’t feel like a gum I’m use to but I don’t mind it once in a while, we have blue tongues lol
Mo – looks and smells like chewing gum and chews like gum.
Conclusion: it was gum, it was fun
Popcorn soda
Mi – a drink that I’m betting no one asked for but it’s something I got to try, smells buttery like popcorn but let’s see, it’s so farking weird, I want to hate it but I oddly really like it, it’s like a fizzy caramel soft drink
Mo – definitely smells of caramel popcorn. tastes like it, too, after a little bit but mainly of caramel and not so much of the popcorn. it’s something I like but don’t but do :s
Conclusion: none of us liked it
Ginza rusk
Mi – cute packet though, smells Milky, guessing we got the milk box edition, feels solid with like a smooth surface but not. Light, airy with a nice crunch, I would eat it but not in a bingeing fashion
Mo – smells of powdered milk. looks like croutons. crunchy. slightly sweet. not that fond of it.
Conclusion: it’s passable for Mi but not for Mo, so it’s not really favoured.
Drum chicks
Mi – cute packet, it smells like gyoza/yakitori or something like that, got a bit of a bite but omfg I’d eat the shit out of it
Mo – Dondon-yaki — tonkatsu flavoured… it does smell somewhat of it but doesn’t taste too much like it. They’re tiny crispy things. I’ll pass
Conclusion: Mi did indeed eat the shit out of it, it didn’t last the night
Penguin cold thing
Mi – another cute packet, balls with a faint smell but nothing worth mentioning, it’s looks like a little snowball and after you break it’s exterior, something oozes out to make the cold sensation occur and it weirded me out but it’s not bad tasting
Mo – looks like a mini snow-ball. they feel like a hard candy but they’re more like a chewing gum
Conclusion: it was certainly a thing indeed
Overall, it was a fun box and experience, hopefully when I do it again, I’ll do a better job but I certainly enjoyed the experience, it has been a while since I last got one of these crates and I certainly like the tonkatsu flavoured treat, would kill for more but that’s for another time.
Bonus thing, I loved the poster and stickers that came with it, they are super cute and making my room feel extra adorable. I can’t wait for another box like this, to be honest.